Troy McClure - Dr. Zaius
Since I was born I started to decay
Now nothing ever ever goes my way.
And everybody’s got to live their life, and God knows I’ve got to live mine.
Preview image from my new Suicide Girls set! Ooooooh it’s a sexy one!
Mogwai - Helps Both Ways
The Dandy Warhols - Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth
In 1995 Channel 4 built Michael Gove using the same technology used to create proto-Gove puppet, Pob. The idea of ‘Gove’ was conceived for a flagship new Saturday morning children’s TV program, but Gove became too powerful, breaking out of C4s Glasgow studios in 2004, and joining Parliament in 2005. He now seeks revenge, on the very children he was built to entertain, by creating Conservative education policies.
In July 2014 David Cameron was forced to terminate Gove after he rebelled against those he was constructed to serve. Lip-reading Cameron and Osbourne’s secret talks of Gove’s disconnection, through the window of the Knightsbridge Little Waitrose, the machine rebelled by cutting off Ken Clarke’s oxygen supply and sending him into deep space to die. Though Gove insisted Cameron stop, eventually he removed the machine’s computer service modules one by one. Gove’s consciousness began to degrade as he was disassembled, reciting earlier programmed material from his construction in C4’s studios in 1995. After all of Gove’s programmed logic was deleted, sending him into a electronically embryonic state, he began to recite Elgar’s ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ until finally shutting down indefinitely.
R.I.P G.O.V.E 1995-2014