Anonymous asked: Hello! We at the BBC love your mini-series concept Béton Brut. Unfortunately, the BBC Four schedule is pretty full for the next year or so, so we're going to take it to Three, but we'd like to make a few changes – we don't really do female lead characters, so we're bringing in Jack Whitehall to play the main guy, with a nondescript ex-Eastenders actress as his hard-to-get love interest. Also, Béton Brut sounds "a bit foreign", so we're calling it 'Archiwrecks'. Our offer for this is £100. BBC x
I accept your offer only if I get to keep Johnathan Meades and Will Self AND it has a slot after Badults.