January 2011
Given the fact that I am currently an emotional...
I probably shouldn’t be listening to Radiohead.
Oh, well.
You’re all I need.
Could someone please come and cook me something?
I’m too busy to cook, eat AND clear up.
everything-scott-pilgrim:
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To all inhabitants of PRINCESS ALICE COURT, Derby:
Who the fuck set the fire alarm off in the middle of the morning!? You’ve made me cranky! You’ll pay for this…
Mr. Nicklas Bendtner,
you are a twat.
That is all.
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WatchDiamonds in the Dark
At a club
christr:
That played Babies by Pulp. Best fucking club ever!!!!!!!
I dream of a club like that!..
You're the life of the party
You make my world spin around
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I think
I’m going to reintroduce caffeine and gin into my diet. I’m feeling healthier now I’ve got the badness out of my system.
The 5 Wood [4.5]
Dalilah the Hygienist: Hello?
Larry: Hey Dalilah, it's Larry David.
Dalilah the Hygienist: [softly] Hi, Larry...
Larry: Hmm, sorry, but...I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight.
Dalilah the Hygienist: [disappointed] Why not...?
Larry: A dog bit my penis.
/ : [Dalilah hangs up]
Well done, Amazon.
I ordered an English version of a book, and I’ve been sent a Polish edition. I’m struggling to read it.
SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
FUCKING FLATMATE PLAYING EASY STAR’S LONELY HEARTS DUB BAND ON REPEAT. HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO PLAY LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS. I UNDERSTAND THAT IT’S A VERY NICE CHANGE TO HEAR A GREAT ALBUM IN DUB REGGAE FORMAT, BUT PLEASE STOP BEFORE YOU RUIN THE ORIGINAL ALBUM FOR ME.
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Baby, you’ve got to be more discerning I’ve known never known what’s good for me Baby, you’ve got to be more demanding I will be yours
